I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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