Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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