the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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