I feel like abortions should bother me more
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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