last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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