just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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