i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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