I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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