he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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