She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
did i just pee glitter
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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