I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
These tits shall not be calmed
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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