Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
