he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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