You're so nebulous sometimes
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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