Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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