I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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