i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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