we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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