Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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