just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
bring money and cleavage
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
