you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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