Duck Duck Cougar?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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