Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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