1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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