I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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