Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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