Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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