I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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