some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I made him laugh his dick is mine
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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