No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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