FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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