David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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