drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I am available for nakedness
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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