Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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