Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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