Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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