my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I FOUND THE LEGS
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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