i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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