But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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