she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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