yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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