So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
How's work?
Spinning.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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