I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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