physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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