I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
