i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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