I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Houston, we have a blender
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
