what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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