come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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