It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
vagina is talking i cant
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
They have beer where we have blood.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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