school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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